this is what i do in my spare time.
forever a rapscallion.
hear me rant about my life, all of my first world problems, and things that make me smile.
Before I die…
So i was looking at this cool art project today that was this massive wall with blank spots, that let you write in what you want to achieve before you die…there are a lot of things i want to do, but, Before I Die I want to…have a song written about me. What do you want to do?
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day light savings
I must admit, I think my favorite part of day light savings time is watching people walk into a sunday morning church service, thinking they are fifteen minutes early, with plenty of time to get good seats. Slowly a wave of realization washed over them as they realize that the sermon is just finishing and DAMN IT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS! it happens every year, and every year is just as funny as the last….presbyterians so predictable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su1YLAjty-U
well if this isnt the cutest effing thing ive ever seen im not sure what is…perhaps the dozens of cats im gonna end up with instead of another human being.
im baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Great Oden’s Raven- Im back on tumble. its been a long 8 months since i posted last, maybe it will be another 8 until i post again who is to say? but for those who care, here’s a tasty lil tid bit that is my life currently- I found out recently in graduating university YAY! i have no money boo! im having an art show, you should all come yay! i cant afford to pay rent in windsor boo! so i might be moving back to london? yay!? im developing a repetitavie strain from making too much art boo! im back on tumblr yay!
I went to paris.
So, like the title would suggest i went to paris france, where the streets are dirty, the crepes are cheep and its socially acceptable to be drunk by 10 am. thanks my kinda place! But for real paris was cool, i saw Notre Dame it was my favorite, and the eiffle tower, the louve, the pantheon, and a bunch of other really cool stuff! the shopping was unreal and i bought cloths that would make courtney wessle proud!
we stayed at a really sketch hotel, and i broke the bed when i sat on it. porn comes on the tele at around 9 but it was in french and couldnt understand it. so naturally i videoed that shit on my camera so catherine could translate it for me! its a little graphic but i figured what the hell.
the mona lisa was bigger than i thought, the eiffel tower was smaller than i thought, and the plane fide was shorter than i thought. turns out its an hour and 15 min to fly to paris from southampton, i mean at home i wouldnt even be out of the province. ahhhh good old england.
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2 “The feeling of being “okay” does not imply that the person has risen above all his faults and emotional problems. It merely implies that he refuses to be paralyzed by them.”
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1 Ah yes. “valentimes” day is once again fast approaching…valentines day, the one day when we all take the time to let the person we love most how much we love them. the one day of the year when we invest in cards and flowers and chocolates cause lord knows there is no better way to let someone you know you care than with material goods. the one day of the year when those of us who have someone special in out lives put a little extra effort into our relationships, to that i say fuck you valentines day, why should we only make the effort one day a year? why not 2? or 3? or 12? dont get me wrong friends there is nothing wrong with getting flowers, or chocolate- although i do encourage you all to wait until Feb. 15th, which is when all the chocolate goes on sale. i mean save the money, go get drunk.
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1 Watch out for mini-vans
so today my best girl steff smith got hit by a mini-van, dont worry shes all right, she is very resilient like that. funny thing is the lady hit her going really slow, then that crazy bitch drove off, what a bitch. hear you me you mini-van driving lady, if i ever find you….im gonna run you down with MY mini-van
